A. Keep breathing
A. Deep down, I'm nice.
A. Death. Not the most original, perhaps, but everything else seems to put that one in the shade.
A. I've no idea! Perhaps my total ignorance of my most obvious traits?
A. George MacDonald Fraser's Flashman - if he's a villain, which perhaps he isn't.
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