A. Keep breathing
A. I'm hopelessly impractical in many ways.
A. Having a novel published, I think!
A. Death. Not the most original, perhaps, but everything else seems to put that one in the shade.
A. George MacDonald Fraser's Flashman - if he's a villain, which perhaps he isn't.
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